Suicide Squad

Before I get into my opinion on this movie let's go over what these esteemed critics have to say, it's pretty much nothing but spiteful bullshit from of bunch of people who live by the normal edges of life. That's not what us nerds (and i mean that kindly) are looking for, we like out of this world, off the wall type things.

We don't take advice from squares!!!

In a word, “Suicide Squad” is trash. In two words, it’s ugly trash. Maybe no more words should be wasted on a movie that is, after all, only a movie, not a natural disaster or a terrorist attack. Joe Morgenstern·Wall Street Journal

As storytelling, Suicide Squad is the worst of the worst, but it’s no different in kind from the best of the best. This is all just high-priced junk... David Edelstein-Vulture

These guys have never been to comic con...

NOW! My review.. 

This movie does so much for me in the sense of comic book movies, not one but multiple sexy anti-heroine, Cold hearted quick witted assainian, a ninja with a sword that traps souls, a pyromancer, and lets not to forget to mention a half man half croc, and those are only to name a few.

Joker and Harley's love story is a instant classic for me personally, i love those unhealthy dysfunctional kinds of loves. A ton of people out there made comments about how this is not how relationships should be, they are abusive, blah blah blah... They are the bad guys, they kill people, this is not mayberry this is Gotham! Harley falls in love with joker while he's in straight jacket, that alone should tell you the type of relationship this is. Then when she throws herself on the phat and joker pulls her out, that's where it got really serious. Already being a Jared Leto fan I was all too excited to see him play on of my favorite villians, his updated gangster psychopath smooth mother F is a great addition to the mutation that is Joker. Oh and Harley, you sexy vixen that saves the world! The only other thing I have to say is I applaud you Joker she's a beautiful disaster, the perfect women! 

Will Smith has always been a stud in my eyes ever since Independence Day, which is one of my favorite movies. Sassy assassin and loving father. This guy can operate any gun known to man and never misses a shot.....Deadshot. Though Warners Brothers did change his child into a girl instead of eddie lawton, even so zoe was adorable, asking about projectile motion equations. love it. 

the story picks up after the death of superman in Batman vs superman:Dawn of justice, intelligent operative amanda waller with the help of colonel rick flag, assembles task force x. someone has to protect the world from all the evil so why not fight evil with evil. Amanda waller has more than just this ace up her sleeve, she also controls the heart of a witch-goddess by the name of Enchantress which has taken bodily possession of Dr. June Moone the love interest of no other than rick flag. let me just say now the waller is a cold hearted bitch. with that out of the way, enchantress turns on waller and summons a horde of monsters and her brother to destroy mankind for imprisoning her. Bring on task force x! 

 

By: Danny Moonstar